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1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*
Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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1.To have to suck it up and deal with a situation.
2. Another way, if used in the context "Lick my middle finger" can be another way to say "fuck you" in a less In-your-Face fashionisto.
Boyfriend: Hey, Tim my moms coming over for brunch!
Tim: But...ugh..babe, i love you, but your mom...are you serious? c'mon, you kidding me? why are you letting that woman in our house?
Boyfriend: Look, sometimes you just need to lick the middle finger and suck it up, she's your mother in law.
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A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.
I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.
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When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.
Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!
The middle finger is where you put a ring that you don't want to be affiliated with anything.
People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.
Person 1: "Why are they wearing a middle finger ring?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"
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A type of swagger which exhibits a certain kind of boldness, bordering on cockiness. Middle finger swagger often involves profanely disrespecting authority figures in a lax, casual way. Middle finger swagger is typically vulgar to be deliberately offensive, to challenge the status quo. Middle finger swagger is often associated with punk rock. Most notably, the term was used by a critic to describe the most recent album by The Dirty Nil, Fuck Art.
Adam Feibel wrote in Exclaim! "Fuck Art is pure escapism. Their third album has the kind of punched-up confidence and middle finger swagger that says they don't intend to be underdogs for much longer.
The gay middle finger is a term made famous by singer and ex- One Direction band member, Louis Tomlinson. He is one of the kindest and most angelic people on Earth, but he is also known as “The sass masta from Doncaster,” and he is known to frequently flip people off for a variety of reasons, whether it be lovingly towards his long term boyfriend, Harry Styles, sweetly towards his fans, or sarcastically towards his friend who, for some reason, likes avocado on toast for breakfast every morning. He has also given the middle finger to paparazzi, who were doing “their fooking job! That’s your job you fooking loosah.” When asked about his favorite phrase or mannerism in an interview, while boyfriend Harry Styles was in the background, Louis said “ehm I think the middle finger is a great one, you don’t even have to say anything. Erm, yeah, I think I’ll go with that.”
Fan 1: “Wow, I wish Louis Tomlinson would give me the gay middle finger while singing Kill My Mind.”
Fan 2: “That would be the best thing that ever happened to me.”