Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.
Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where itโs at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.
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When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.
Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!
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A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.
We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and โThe Apprenticeโ of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.
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That ROBLOX game that is filled to the brim with Koreans hanging out also that game is for koreans
"ํ ๋ง ํํฌ ํ์ด์ฟค 2 ๋ด ์น๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ์ฌ์ํ ์ ์์ต๋๋ค!" - that Korean guy who likes Theme Park Tycoon 2
1. sex with other men
2. Sex with a man of thai-african descent
Man i played roller coaster tycoon all night
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Somewhat a stance on a sex position. In game or out of game, where you send a whore to ride a roller coaster by herself and you fuck her as soon as she gets off.
er: Also means a searcher of rollercoaster porno.
Luckily the man that runs the ride wasnโt wearing a mask during his Tycoon Position ventures unlike the last visiter who fucked his cousinโs friend when he was really after her black friend thatโs hot, so we caught him on XVideos Red. Hi Johnny Sins, the tycoon positioner playing RuneScape simultaneously with Roller Tycoon minimized.
A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.
Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon