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"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease
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A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
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The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.
I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.
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A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.
Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
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When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter
I left a red mark on shirley's back when I gave her a chicago typewriter
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A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter