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my teacher drinks urine
person1:what is that
person2:its urine in a bottle
person3:he pissed it this morning
The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.
Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.
A sink which they squirt into.
A-what are those sinks that u squirt into called?
B-Whatt??
A-urinals
C-they are different than sinks...no one washes their hands in them
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One, male or female, that has pee running down their legs.
You have been away so long ,urine my thoughts.
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I just had explosive diarrhea in the urinal!
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used in the mens room to wash feet
coach said "we have 10 new urinal use them to wash your feet use the sink to wash your dicks"
We all asked why coach??, He said " your dicks are not long enough yet to wash them in the urinal's"...
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A crude, simplistic way of saying pee like a racehorse on steroids.
"I say good chap, I believe I need to urinate."
"What? Oh, you mean you have to pee like a racehorse on steroids."
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