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A girl that uses yoga clothing, makeup, and a perfect hairdo to go to the gym, only to pick up/socialize/do level 1 on the elliptical.
Erica takes an hour to get ready to go to the gym only to check out guys. She just flaunts her ass in her yoga pants and hardly even works out. She is such a yoga bittie.
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greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.
guy:holy shit look at that ass!
guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.
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Fat chick in yoga pants.
Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.
n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.
Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today
Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?
Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.
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sweatpants for hot girls
guy: She was way to hot to be wearing sweatpants so i bought her yoga pants.
other guy: thanks from all mankind bro
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1) Misnomer.
2) A conversational ploy by fat girlfriends to seduce boyfriends into a besieged position. This argumentative ambush was modeled on the Vietnamese artillery bushwhacking of the French army after luring them to the Valley of Dien Bien Phu. The phrase is asserted as truth, seemingly begging for the obvious counter-argument that yoga is only a workout if you aren’t fat else maybe you need the treadmill.
“I am going to my yoga workout.”
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When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!
Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!
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