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The act that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".
"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"
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The "act of being ugly" is totally different than just being ugly. Just being ugly is like you walk down the street and see someone had a wart on their nose or a bald spot or something creepy like that. Commiting "the act of being ugly" is to choose on your very own to be ugly. That is an awful act. Such an awful act like that deserves severe punishment.
"Omg, Elaine is dressed like a freekin goth again. Steel toed boots? Fish nets? Chains? What an act of being ugly! The ugly police would drag her out into the road and shoot her."
"Ugly people suck. I hate them. Each and every one."
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The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.
"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."
"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."
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A woman riding a dude, she gets him about 30% away from an orgasm then gets up and leaves.
Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
"I met a really cute guy last night, but it was pretty hot so I totally put the equal pay act on that ass like a bad bitch."
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act a fool implying the foolishness has already begun.
Don't make me act a motherfuckin foo
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Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act.
The Act passed in 2001 that severly curtails Americans' civil rights. Also see Patriot Act.
John Ashcroft is now one step nearer towards an Orwellian society with the US PATRIOT ACT.
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Find yourself a liberal, then convince her to have sex with you. Pound her vagina until she bleeds or while she is having her period. Just before you ejaculate your gorilla juice pull it out, wipe your dick on her face. Then nut on top of her face and finish up with a punch to the eye...Then state "Big Brother is watching you!!"
After Obama's Election I went around giving the Patriot Act to all the retards that had a stupid smile on their faces.
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