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The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
When it can't poop because other people are around.
Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!
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A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.
"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"
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The act of buying a coffee for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
The man cut in line so he bought everyone an asshole coffee
A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.
Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.
A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use
Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole
The act of buying a beverage for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole beverage after cutting in line at the bar