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A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.
Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.
After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
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A mix of gossip and other such things. Reffered to on every episode of The Soup (on E!) A very meaty discussion.
Let's have some chat stew... yum... sooo meaty...
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A place you go to get answers for test and HW
I’m going to go on the group chat to see if anyone did the HW
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The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.
I do * love you.
Lucy does * have a venereal disease.
Chat Blips:
* = Not
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One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.
Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."
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Either an expression of extreme positivity or extreme negativity (humiliation)
Positive "oof in the chat" should be reciprocated with an "oof in the chat".
Negative "oof in the chat" can be followed by "major oof" depending on the severity of the situation or the person's humiliation.
Positive:
Person 1: "I just found diamonds in Minecraft"
Person 2: "Oof in the chat!"
Person 1: "Oof in the chat!"
Negative (humiliation):
Person 1: "I left my LA project at home!"
Person 2: "Oof in the chat!!"
Person 1: "Major oof!"
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When a person is offering very poor and/or uninteresting levels of conversation.
"Hey Guys, Do you think Jellyfish serve a purpose in life"
Bored acquaintance "Oh no, Nick's offering Burgess chat...again"
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