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10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.
Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."
A time to have sex with all your side pieces then work at your own trash house!
Bro I think Eddie Murphy would had a fun time during Covid-19!!!
COVID-19 caused what would normally be a good year to just be total crud
Something that will never go away even though the pandemic won't last forever.
Some stupid guy: Eats Bat Soup
That same stupid guy: Gets COVID-19
SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0
Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus
Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.
I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
When you have splinters in your ass hole.
“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”