tri-geek

a person who is overly obscessed with the sport of triathlon.

Jeff is wearing a heart rate monitor and bike shorts in the pool, what a tri-geek.

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geek-gasm

The shudder of pleasure (physical for some of us) of watching or even contemplating geek TV/movies/games/comics/etc.

"Can you imagine if Joss Whedon wrote and directed a Harry Potter movie?"

"Oh my God, I just had a geek-gasm!"

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Geek Speak

The 1337/hax0r language.

1 pwned j00, j00 n00b. W00t W00t!!!!

- Example of Geek Speak.

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geek crush

Perhaps the most pathetic behavior of the modern male (esp. teenage) geek, this term refers to the tendency of male geeks to become irrationally infatuated with nearly any girl who is willing to speak to them, eben if such occurances are not really all that rare.

He thought that she was his soul-mate, but it was really just a geek crush.

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ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)

1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.

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crypto-geek

One who hides "nerdy" interests while maintaing an outwardly "normal" appearance, esp. someone who one would not expect to pursue such interests, such as a jock. A crypto-geek would usually be embarassed if these interests were revealed to his or her main circle of associates.

I didn't realize John was a crypto-geek; who would have thought the captain of the football team plays Dungeons and Dragons?

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geek crud

Attempts at gaining geek cred that only make you look like an idiot to a real geek.

Gerrald spouted geek crud when he told Melvin a regular expression was a part of speech.

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