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ho-maintenance

To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,

3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho

1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them

by Cmakow1986 January 12, 2011


Mr. Ho

The latest stud there is.
Can complete complicated math equations in his head(not because he’s Asian).

You: I wish I could be like Mr. Ho one day.

by Phone Boy Dewey May 2, 2019


hubcap ho

A woman who talks to or dates a man based on the kind of car he drives.

Man, don't mess with her. She a money hungry, hubcap ho.

by Jfer25 December 4, 2016


snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014


bottom ho

pimp language to describe the pimp's main best selling ho

I iked my bottom ho this morning because she was giving me the lip.

by Greg V June 7, 2004

60πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


ho-worker

the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big tits but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.

her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.

the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.

ho-worker: ooh i'm so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever

by slamma_jamma June 19, 2009

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ho

'Gangsta' slang: one's own mother.

That bitch be my ho!!

by Arthur September 15, 2003

3πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž