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An absolute God of hockey. Usually destroys all hope for your team in a playoff series and rips the souls of opponent fans and shits on their children's dreams.
I was enjoying this hockey season until Tyler Johnson scored 12 goals in 10 minutes in Game 1.
A hoarder of community food.
At the party Andy "Mike Johnson'd" the chips.
What conservative Republicans think about when they are masturbating. Put otherwise, it is a vast, sprawling wasteland of large houses, restaurants like Applebee's and Chili's, Protestant churches, and golf courses. Living there is kind of like watching paint dry, but without all the excitement.
Let's move to Johnson County so we don't have to be around blacks, gays, liberals, latinos, or Catholics ever again!
Eric G. Johnson is a renowned musician. He is best known for his skills as a pianist. He performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. He also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.
Eric Johnson is a talented musican.
To beat or beat someone in an event
To be made fun of, or insulted
To be screwed over in something
(somoene punches pat in the face) "Man Pat, you just got nigger johnsoned"
"You nigger johnsoned that kid when you stole his money"
The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.
"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."