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†wo shot glasses of whiskey, one in each hand, downed just before heading to an event.
"Daniel, should we put our Kentucky Cuff Links on before the _______ gig"?
"Russel, you said you wouldn't wear your Kentucky Cuff Links to work any more."
To request a link/URL to whatever someone's talking about. Usually said out of curiosity.
Dude #1 - "Yo, I just watched this video of Lisa Ann getting fucked by a eggplant-shaped penis."
Dude #2 - "Seriously? Sounds arousing. Link me up!"
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1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."
Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
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the techers there r all fucking racists that dont know waht they say. every time u c a teacher there (fucking) high.
they raped my sister. this is rosanna golf links
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he was soooooo hot but now he is ugly mf but only after he stopped talkin to me. He might have a better dick than his personality.
"i mean at least hunter sneaky link didnt get fat"
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To drop a fresh, steaming turd on a female's vagina and make it look like a hot link sausage resting in a hot dog bun.
Makenzie: Like OMG, last night I told Todd I was horny and my pussy was hungry, so then he dropped a hot link in the pink!
Skylar: Tooootally yuck! But, my slut mom told me shes loves those.
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Owner of the successful record label Premier Entertainment Group. Founded in New York circa 2006.
The one thing that connects "A" to "B"
I wish "The Missing Link" Produced my album!
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