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German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.

My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.

by Th_232 February 26, 2020


Link me up

To request a link/URL to whatever someone's talking about. Usually said out of curiosity.

Dude #1 - "Yo, I just watched this video of Lisa Ann getting fucked by a eggplant-shaped penis."

Dude #2 - "Seriously? Sounds arousing. Link me up!"

by PanzyWarfare October 15, 2009

29πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Faux Help Link

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.

Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."

Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."

by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rosanna golf links

the techers there r all fucking racists that dont know waht they say. every time u c a teacher there (fucking) high.

they raped my sister. this is rosanna golf links

by hrahsfgxbhsgdf October 30, 2018

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hunter sneaky link

he was soooooo hot but now he is ugly mf but only after he stopped talkin to me. He might have a better dick than his personality.

"i mean at least hunter sneaky link didnt get fat"

by devil angel May 24, 2021

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Hot link in the pink

To drop a fresh, steaming turd on a female's vagina and make it look like a hot link sausage resting in a hot dog bun.

Makenzie: Like OMG, last night I told Todd I was horny and my pussy was hungry, so then he dropped a hot link in the pink!

Skylar: Tooootally yuck! But, my slut mom told me shes loves those.

by Cheeto S. October 16, 2010

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Missing Link

Owner of the successful record label Premier Entertainment Group. Founded in New York circa 2006.

The one thing that connects "A" to "B"

I wish "The Missing Link" Produced my album!

by Bryan Z February 26, 2008

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž