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That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust
Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.
No worries about babys at least
a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up
The result of having sex with a woman on her period.
Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.
a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
John Stacey bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surp
When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet
bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby
A nickname for Seton Hall prep because they drown in eachother's semen. Mostly because they are gay. (not written by a delbarton student).
Student 1: hey where do you go to school?
Student 2: Well I forget but I know that I'm gay.
Student 1: Yeah must be Semen Hall Prep
A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.
Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌