A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.
To barn someone over a social platform
"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"
A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
Alexis Barnes is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She doesn’t like to have drama but she likes to here other people’s tea. Alexis is a good and honest person, sometimes with anxiety but good friends can help her through it. Alexis will probably think she is fat but in reality she is just thicc. If you find a Alexis Barnes don’t loose her, she is one of the best friends you will ever have.
Alexis Barnes is so nice!