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The best, most amazing hockey player known to mankind. Captain of the San Jose Sharks, the greatest hockey team ever!
Patrick Marleau with the hattrick!
Another expert goal, made by Patrick Marleau.
Who's the best? Patrick Marleau is the best.
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A tall incapable moron that has a weird brother named Logan. This guy thinks he is sexy and hot but he really isn’t. He is always surprised when his friends do better than him at things. He also is very immature and idiotic. He is a hoe and had sex at the age of 14.
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The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world
Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off
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A hot ass TikToker whom is very underrated and needs to be verified now
Patrick Huston needs to be verified on TikTok, he’s so underrated.
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A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.
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When someone is alseep, jizz in their hand. Then, tickle their face until they slap themselves with the pre-jizzed, sticky hand! It's kinda like the "traditional" joke with whipped cream or shaving cream, but much funnier!!
That guy got sticky patricked last night1
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One who plays the xylophone.
Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.
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