What’s your ring size?

Often used by lesbians to refer to fingering. Like, how big are your fingers gonna be when you put them in me

Adora: Hey Catra, what’s your ring size?
Catra: wtf...10.5

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Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

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fun size snicker bar dick

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

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one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

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Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

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Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

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Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

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