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ho-maintenance

To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,

3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho

1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them

by Cmakow1986 January 12, 2011


hubcap ho

A woman who talks to or dates a man based on the kind of car he drives.

Man, don't mess with her. She a money hungry, hubcap ho.

by Jfer25 December 4, 2016


Mr. Ho

The latest stud there is.
Can complete complicated math equations in his head(not because he’s Asian).

You: I wish I could be like Mr. Ho one day.

by Phone Boy Dewey May 2, 2019


snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014


bottom ho

pimp language to describe the pimp's main best selling ho

I iked my bottom ho this morning because she was giving me the lip.

by Greg V June 7, 2004

60πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


ho-worker

the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big tits but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.

her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.

the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.

ho-worker: ooh i'm so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever

by slamma_jamma June 19, 2009

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


boat ho

A female in the Navy, most likely below average looking but since she's outnumbered 5 to 1 by men, she gets lots of male attention and puts out to the highest bidder.

If a man asks for your phone number, and you give him a J-dial, you might be a boat ho.

by Big Papi November 8, 2006

92πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž