Having sex with a girl until you are done
I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.
Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.
Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.
John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.
Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect
DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel
GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!
OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k
GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat
Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.
Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.
When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.
Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.
when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.
#1
Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?
Fred: Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!
#2
Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?
Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.
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