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when a guy/girl throws up into another girls vagina then gets a spoon or fork and eats it out of her vagina (can use tongue too)
dude jan so gave jill a 2 course meal last night.
did u hear that all the popular guys are giving girls 2 course meals more often after they eat!
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Yo what is up you guys right now we're at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there's a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it's up to 10 people you can play with, and there's impostors, and there's crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win
You can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal. 😳😳
A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.
Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.
During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
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The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.
You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."
The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.
I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.
A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.
Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.
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