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beach knuckle

As a noun:

A moose knuckle/camel toe presenting itself on the beach. Sandy.

Wiped out by a wave and washed up on shore with a sandy beach knuckle

by NukUBuk July 25, 2023


beach cricket

Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.

Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.

by littleblackdress35 August 8, 2008


beach throw

A towel ment for the beach as is usually decorated pretty because your to lazy to carry a chair to the beach

I'm bringing my beach throw to beach to lay in the sun totally not cause I'm lazy and don't feel like carrying a chair.

by Frootloop1212 June 19, 2017


Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009


North beach

A small beach town located in Calvert county Maryland. It’s where all the high schoolers in calco go to skate, hang out, and vibe. They hold a farmers market every Friday during the summer. There is basically no crime and the whole town has a chill easy going vibe, it’s basically your standard beach town but better.

“North beach Maryland is the jewel of the Chesapeake.

by Big_nig_6969 July 18, 2020


Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019


Dry beach

Dry beach is a beach that is like any normal beach with sand and beach chairs, but there is no access to water.
Which means that people sunbathing can never swim.

An example of a dry beach is the "clock tower beach" in Old Montreal, Canada. The beach is surrounded by a fence and is much higher than the Saint Lawrence River. So, people can not swim.

by Noa715 August 21, 2017