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When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.
Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.
any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.
I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.
Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo
"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"
When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.
I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.
when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.
"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"
When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.
Sorry to tell you mate, but I’ve just done a bog shotgun in the upstairs loo
A person of African decent who works in public toilets carrying out cleaning duties and selling sprays of aftershave and perfumes.
Customer : Hey those toilets stink.
Manager : That’s not the toilet, it’s the bog wog