When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
A douche bag that causes immense pain.
Don't be such a douche cactus.
(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.
“I got pulled over for going seven MPH over the speed limit. Fucking CACTUS wrote me a ticket”
(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”