Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit

Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

camel hike

when you go hiking naked at 2:42 am and you bring three camels and a backwood a midget had to be following you and it only counts if your wearing a fanny pack on a full moon

ay bro that camel hike was wild

camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.

I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.

Booze Camel

Any college student.

"I have to drive five MPH below the speed limit through Highland St. because so many booze camels try to cross the street there without noticing there's traffic."

Camel Toeni

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds

The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.

camel sundae

A caramel sundae pronounced with a Boston accent.

That wicked retahded kid from Methuen ordered a camel sundae. He's such a retahd.