This individual will go to great lengths in order to get attention from women. He usually doesn’t even make it past first base, but he is friends with numerous attractive women.
Sending a valentines card to Kappa Apple Gamma was a real coochie collector move by Gabe.
The type of coochie that has recuperative ability. It has the power to restore it's natural size, shape, form and moisture, even following a vigorous session of sexual penetration.
Yo got that fire wolverine coochie. I thought I was in her butt the second time in.
you slay all day and you yasifide and you ate that up
i ate that all day and you slayy queen you slay coochie queen
Being the only female in a group of guys.
I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.
I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.
When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.
That bitch had a terminal coochie
When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.
"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)
All knowledge and myths about coochies
Person 1: hey man do you know much about coochies?
Person 2: Yass queen I know all about coochie lore😍💅