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A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.
GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.
GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?
GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE
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A term used to describe a person bending over exposing ones anus to another, usually in the form of jeste or shock. The act is very similar to "mooning" however the buttocks are grasped and pulled apart to reveal the anus.
Whiling driving away, Tomas, "one eyed Charlie'd" Patrick through the passenger window.
Fredrick thought he "mooned" his friends but later found out it was in fact a "one eyed charlie".
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Cunt, a very annoying (most likely a liberal) individual.
The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere
Listen here you Toe-Eyed Cabbage, I wasn’t born into this world so your fatass could shit out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe and have to crawl around your bedroom in the dark 3:47 AM in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.
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Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.
Rick: Did you see Paul last night?
Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!
Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
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Using your eyes in a deer-eyed, innocent manner in order to get things to go the way you want them to. A behavior more found to be used by females but can also be effective with males too.
My movie return was five days late but I used my dough-eyed manipulation and he waived my late fees.
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When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.
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To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!
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