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Used when referring to a large set of breasts.
A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!
A person who claims to have knowledge of the field of UX, but is actually devoid of any knowledge of the field. The problem is rooted in the combination of self-delusion, self-grandiosity, self-righteousness, and an inability to see what UX truly is in reality.
Some schools that offer UX cetifications are factories that produce UX monkeys, as they cajole oblivious people with the promise of imparting real knowledge that is in fact superficial.
UX Designer: What do you think of the hamburger menu on this site?
UX Monkey: What's that? The menu at a fast food joint?
UX Designer: Ummm ... the one in which there are options housed in a navigation drawer. Didn't you learn this from your UX degree?
UX Monkey: Yeah. I don't know. All we do is make wireframes and stuff.
UX Designer: Bro, I think you're a UX monkey.
MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.
Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.
Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.
A person who is ostensibly unable to walk, chew gum, sit, eat, drink, sleep, work, shop, drive, breathe, take a crap, or accomplish any other task commonly performed with or without opposable digits, unless a cell phone is inexorably attached to the side of their head.
This person is typically oblivious to almost all stimuli around them including any carbon-based life forms, merging traffic, lights at intersections, toll booth gates, falling pianos, the cashier in front of them, the check-out line behind them, the person they've just walked in front of, the inappropriateness of their loud phone rants, or anything else involving sight, sound or smell (such as the fungus slowly growing on the mouth and ear piece of the greasy device).
Ironically, it has been shown that when placed in a room with other family members and friends, but without the cellular appliance, this person has alarmingly little to say to any of them. This time spent communicating face to face has been estimated to be a mere fraction of the corresponding period spent talking to the same people through the device, and at great and perpetual urgency.
Get off the phone and drive cell monkey.
It's your turn dumbass! STFU and write the check or run your debit. This store has gotta ban the freaking cell monkeys in checkout lines?
Hey cell monkey, your fly is open and you're standing in front of the forklift.
Noun. A racial slur relative to Porch Monkey but for people of Jewish decent.
Yo check out those Temple Monkey's picking up pennies!
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Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.
An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
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