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Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.
I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.
Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.
-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought
-Son, just be a man and use your hand.
Taking a paper you submitted for one class and turning it in for another.
Holy shit, man. This is graduate school quality work. Like I don't know what you want to do in life, but you'll be one of the greatest in your fields - (Professor response to an incidence of recycling papers, unbeknownst to him)
Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper and then blowing it on to someone (sizes of paper hail can vary)
Example: "You just got Paper Hailed"
Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper (sizes can vary)