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When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.
I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.
Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.
-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought
-Son, just be a man and use your hand.
When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is
That paper headass is fucking gross
An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.
Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.
"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.