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Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.
Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!
Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.
Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!
The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.
Hey Adam hide this dimebag in your taint pocket,They won't find it if they pat you down.
When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint
Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.
The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.
She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.