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The favoured category of 11 year old incels when they log on to pornhub.
Kyle: Want to join me watching Fortnite Porn later?
Dave: No thanks, I don't want to die a virgin.
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The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.
Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.
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When you search for ages for that one perfect bit of porn saving various videos and pictures along the way, untill your satisfied. This inevitably leads to hours spend trawling through various sites on the internet.
"Don't disturb me, i'm going on a porn adventure!"
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a nude photograph or video which is publicly shared online (most frequently by an ex-lover of the subject's) for the purpose of spiteful humiliation and/or the lulz.
While revenge porn has existed as long as the intarwebz itself, in early 2011 a rapidly-growing website called is anyone up appeared, providing a prominent and heavily viewed destination for those who seek such vengeance (or simply wish to view the results, or fap to them). The key element of this site is that it not only offers a place for revenge porn, but also links to the subjects' Facebook pages, thus increasing the lulz and/or humiliation factor exponentially.
As modern culture becomes more deeply immersed in digital technology, and as desperately horny homo sapiens continue to send each other home made fap material, rapid growth of the revenge porn industry seems all but inevitable. Additionally, from a legal standpoint (at least at the time of this writing), revenge porn is also virtually *unstoppable*, due to a legal loophole protecting the owner of any such website from criminal prosecution (see Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996).
This author's advice to all users of social media who have any concern for the confidentiality of their n00dz is, either don't share your pics with anyone or prepare your anus.
Dude, is it true your crazy ex-fuckbuddy sent the cops to your house?
Yeah, that was some serious fucktardation...but there's always revenge porn.
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An obvious play on words.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ABOUT CATS YOU BLOODY WANKERS!!! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A PUN!! OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE BAD JOKES WITHOUT MAKING SOCIAL COMMENTARIES!!!!
My cat got busted for smuggling KITTY porn across state lines.
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A person who hoards, monopolises and amasses vast quatities of porn for the purposes of pleasure and profiteering
Mr. X: Dude, you just have like 100 boxes of porno
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, I'm a Porn Baron
Mr. X: Cool... Can I borrow some?
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You actual deprived mitochondrion. You sick bastard. I hate you. I hate you. Stop this now.
Guy 1: Bro did you look up Harambe porn on the school computer.
Guy 2: Hell yeah brother
Guy 3: *commits harambe*
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