eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

gaga eyes

Gaga eyes are the doe-like look in your eyes you get when you are in love with someone

Joe and Marlin are looking at each other with those Gaga eyes again. Get a room, lovebirds!

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

eye-watering

some kind of invented adjective that describes either an experience like sticking your head out of a moving airplane or seeing something so appetizing that saliva actually streams out of your eyes.

The sushi there is eye-watering!

eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.

That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.

One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

eyes are swimming

A sensation of vision becoming blurry or unable to focus after staring at something for too long.

My eyes are swimming after I worked hard for 1 hour.