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The greatest band ever, and they have proved. The chili peppers have dropped three classic albums and kept being good through two decades. Better than any shitty bands you see today.
"a teenage bride with a baby inside gettin high on information"
"and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"
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Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.
bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!
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A drink originating in Sioux Falls, SD, named after The RedEye Bar it was invented in, appearance, and for its affects post consumption. Served in a plastic power bomb shot glass, you fill the center shot with UV Cherry Vodka and fill the outside ring with NOS Energy drink. The shot will look like a red eye. Created at a time before a negative correlation between energy drinks and alcohol was established, this shot represents the true epitome of the dangers presented with combining both items. Caution is strongly advised: If consumed in moderate to large quantities the imbiber will develop blood shot eyes.
Mike: What do you feel like doing tonight? Are you up for a drink after work?
Jack: The red-eyed Coyote will appear in the RedEye Bar at the far end of town.
Mike: Oh man, I'm not sure I can handle another night of Red Eye Shots!
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v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.
Chimp Oneself Red
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A phrase that Mr. Lindsay uses constantly which has no meaning other than to sound cool. It is also used to pump up students... but it works for neither. One theory is that it means to "Give Praise to Jay County's School Colors, Red and Blue".
"Alright we're here on Jay Today Rockin' the Red and Blue. We're really pumped, We got a Diver goign to regionals and we got the Girls basketball team going on to sectonals. We're just Rockin the Red and Blue over here. oh yeah!"
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The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.
"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"
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