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national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.

kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a shit.

Right Dave I'm just off to drop the kids off at the pool.

by StudNET November 12, 2003

13πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Dropped the kids off at the pool

Filling a girl's belly button up with sperm.

Dude, last night I pulled out of Jenny just in time and dropped the kids off at the pool!

by rex GROSSman May 3, 2008

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


drop the kids off at the pool

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

by Anonymous November 12, 2001

21πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Emo/Scene Kids SUCK

An epic video on YouTube featuring a young girl with a sidebang explaining the aspects of emo kids and scene kids that are of great annoyance to her as well as to many others. Among her reasons for her contempt of emos and scene kids are their ways of "trying so hard to fit in", "giving new genres to their music" such as calling My Chemical Romance "punk" when they don't know what punk rock is, taking sideways photos that look ridiculous, and pretending to be gay or lesbian.

As of September 2009, the video has received over 500 video responses, one of the highest on YouTube, mostly from pissed off scene kids who can't handle legitimate criticism of their manufactured fashion styles and shitty emo music. The vast majority of these responses simply call the young lady in question "ugly" or "stupid" and do not address the content of her arguments.

The video known as Emo/Scene Kids SUCK is highly informative for anyone doing research on why emo sucks.

by ConservatismSucks September 21, 2009

47πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


Kool Aid Kid

A Dipshit kid who can’t do anything

Wow look at the kool aid kid over there!

by Dipshit Fucker July 18, 2018

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


silly rabbit tricks are for kids

What you so to someone who tries to play you with a cheap ass dumb trick. Or you can say that to a young child when they play peekaboo with you, or keep annoying you perhaps.

Niece: "Hey you can't see meeee. Hahahahaha..."

Uncle: "Silly rabbit tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Haaahahahahaa... can we go to Chuck E'Cheese now?"

Uncle: "Aight, that's cool with me. It's been too long since I've played that skeetball game."

Niece: "ahahaahahahahhahaha..."

Uncle: "What's funny now? Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids."

Niece: "Hahahahahaha"

by Adel7 August 13, 2007

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