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The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day
Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?
Funny people with a great attitude they are friendly and they are bffs if u find bffs that are sexy and gorgeous and hilarious you have found urself a haley and derrick
Yo they are sexy, it must be a H&D
How does every guy feel on the weekend? Just h & d, every weekend.
When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”
“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.
I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D
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When you don’t know how to suck dick so you just grab the dick and start hitting yourself in the face with it instead.
When the dick isn’t hard so you 4:15 it.
Bro she was giving me the worst head ever so I 4:15’d her.
I was sucking his soft dick and it wouldn’t get hard so I had no choice but to 4:15 it.
D-burn is a condition affecting male or female genitalia the results from excessive d-blading or d-airboning. It is characterized by redness or swelling of the epidermis.
It's been a long two weeks at this climate meeting and I am severely D-burned. I think I need to use more D-lube.