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When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong
Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant
John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
Toilet-Head
John = toilet; and cranium = head
Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!
Owner of big polar bear that loves to spin the tires and race every fn in sight, Big polar bear is a ten thousand pound longgggggg bed work truck, 6.0 john also dated the daughter of a person on street outlaws, but that bitch was a torta. Also a lover of the one and only GABE FERREL !!
OMG is that 6.0 John im getting so wet!
6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !
Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.