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2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.
lets hope that "This post will age terribly" won't
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the act of not being able to drink untill 21. something invented in california by some fucked guy with a 2 inch cock. i think im speaking for everyone under the age of 21.
getting pulled over by a cop:
"where are you girls going" "heheheh back home" "step out of the car please and recite your abc's" "fuck you dick head" "ladies are you aware the drinking age of 21 cock sucking law?"
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Little age, (pronounced, little AY GEE)
little bastard who runs around hitting on ugly women and sniffing coke for BREAKFASTS
"You hear about that little age? he got drunk and passed out for three days!"
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The accomplishment of having slept with as many men or women as one is old.
"Paul just achieved sexual age parity last week, but it'll only last about a week as he's about to turn 29. Still, he should be able to catch up pretty quickly."
When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.
I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age
after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"