A regular rally in Alabama....
That turns into an orgy.
Guy: "Yo did you go to the Alabama rally yesterday"
Girl: "Yeah, it was totally epic. I got a Alabama hot pocket"
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An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.
Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.
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A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
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Known for having 12 National Championships (The NCAA gives us 17). 51 Bowl Appearances and 29 bowl wins (Both Records). 21 SEC Championships. The Greatest Football Coach of all time. U of A is no Harvard but is a Quality institution. But who counts how many College Jeopardy Championships you have.
Alabama has the the greatest football tradition. Some people complain about how we live in the past. But when you have a past to live in it is different.
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Alabama Slurpee Chugging is while have anal sex with your partner, you take a slurpee and pour it in their ass, you then proceed to fuck her in the ass, then take a slurpee straw, put it in her ass and slurp it up. You then swish it around your mouth and blow the ass-slurpee into her nose with the straw and watch as she struggles to swallow it as you punch her in the stomach so it comes back out her other nostril.
Friend: What did you do last night?
You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.
Friend: Dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other Great Grandmothers alive that I could give an Alabama Blowdart?
You: Yea dude, I have 3 of them.
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Foley is a small ghetto redneck town in the ass crack of Alabama. Itβs well known for its crack heads, Yee Yee Bubbaβs and thots. You can go to the local foley Walmart and find as many Mexicans as you need. You can also go to the local sonic or foosacklyβs and find all your local nephsons Foley people love to get shit faced at weekend bon fires. All your local Foley fuckboys drive clapped out shit boxes. And donβt even get me started on the Trok sluts. Baldwin county pigs love to pull everyone over for anything and everything. Sometimes you can find roberstdale rednecks there too. Foley is not somewhere you wanna live.
Oh your from Foley Alabama? Iβm sorry.
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The University of Alabama is a state funded college in the state of Alabama. Basically, it sucks donkey balls for pesos. They got abandoned by one football coach and then had to fire another because he hired a whore. Their football team sucks. They have a mascot of an elephant, yet their battle call is "Roll Tide" What the fuck is a tide? Are they gonna do our laundry?
University of Alabama lost to Auburn 17-7.
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