Slappin' the bass

male term meaning to masturbate.

guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?

guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.

guy 1: touche.

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Triple Bass

A bird who is totally amazing and well tupable

Look at that triple bass!!! She is amazing

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Largemouth Bass

Shoving ones fist in ones anal cavity causing that person to make a face that resembles that of a largemounth Bass.

We were going at in one night after work and she was looking so vulnerable on all fours I decided to give her the largemouth bass!

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T-bass

When you put your scrotum in someone's ass.

My girlfriend finaly let me t-bass her last night, it took alot of lube but we got both nuts in there.

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bass-sexual

a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual

Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!

Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.

Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.

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Bass Camp

A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.

I went to bass camp and it changed my life

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Bass Eye

"Bass Eye" a format of human eyes where one or both eye/s are lookin to the side slightly as thou not looking at you but thru you. Not to be confused with a lazy eye, bass eye is only a minor deviation of the eye.

Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.

"Woh man, did you see the bass eyes on that chick, yikes!"

"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"

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