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1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.
Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."
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A word Shane Dawson uses to rename the side bar on youtube.
S: I'll put it in the sidebar, oh wait it's now the crotch bar!
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Have you ever run a 10 K in 90 deg. weather and for got to put right guard on?? Sniff your pit and multiply that by 200. That's what Kris Millspaughs crotch rot smells like. It's a cross between a rotten armpit and a dead skunk.
A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene.
Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine.
For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active.
Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days)
Dank smellin, paint peelin, dirty poon reakin, crotch scratchin extravaganza of uncomfortable lack of hygiene pootty nasty crotchyness
I wanted to do this girl one time, she opened her legs and I passed out from the smell of her crotch rot.
a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females.
Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!!
I was high one night and Kris was getting tag teamed. When it came my turn up at bat, all I could smell was her CROTCH ROT.. So I put a clothes pin on my nose, rolled her over and fucked her up the ass(it was cleaner then her pussy - I can tell you that)!!
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a Crotch rocket has taken on several definitions:
1) a very fast motor cycle, either foreign or domestic that one must lean forward on while riding thus making it look like a rocket is being stratled between ones legs.
2) an erection so hard that it can be somewhat painful due to the extreme arousal or amount of blood in the penis.
3) a vibrator, usually metallic or metallic in color.
1) like my crotch rocket? i pay more in insurance per month than the payments of the bike itself!
2) certain erection giving pills can give men 4 hour long crotch rockets.
3) my friend got a new crotch rocket from the adult novelty store.
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A special kind of thong underwear that has a puff of fur covering the genital area. This puff looks not unlike a Furby , which was a popular doll in the 1990s. Crotch Furbys are worn only by extreme sluts who know that they will be prancing around in their underwear, and feel that a brightly colored fur puffs will enhance their overall physical appearance.
Joey's girlfriend wore a crotch furby to her big photoshoot because a regular thong doesn't look any good on her.
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When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.
Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!
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Did you hear Paul got a crotch swap? Her name is Paula now.
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