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city in the suburbs of Leiria, Portugal. most of the people who live there are thugs or criminal labor refugees. if you come there at night you’ll probably not escape alive or without being robbed
hey I just got robbed by some thug in marinha grande. guess what? i’m still alive but without my legs
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involved with sexual intercourse. you start off knowing that you are going to round all of the bases. As you round all of the bases, you waive to the crowd like a pro. you take your time to round all of the bases to get the full enjoyment out of the moment. Then when u get past the home base, you high five your team who are all lined up from the plate to the dug out - and the party doesnt stop there.
i hit that chick for a grand slam, then we went around again for a victory lap
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A suburb of Detroit where lots of rich people live. Often times wankstas can be found walking the one street in its downtown.
"Man, Johnny works in Detroit, but he lives in Grand Blanc, so he has an hour and a half drive in his BMW to get to work every morning."
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big hole in Northern Arizona dug by a hebrew in 1732. It seams this hebrew man pulled his hand from his pocket and a nickle went down a gopher hole.. well 100 years he dug looking for his nickle. that's how grand canyon came to be.
yO dude did U see how big the grand canyon is???
Wow a Jew droped a nickle down a gopher hole & now all this!!
BOY that is a lot of work with a number 2 shovel!!!
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the best singer to live on planet earth
ariana grande is the best singer ever
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The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.
Yo man! Nick just did the grand slammer, his buddies had to take him to the hospital.
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v. To make a run to Taco Bell for a grande combo, the best thing ever.
Dude, I got the munchies. Let's make a grande run.
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