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Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.
iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum
1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
Trash quality phone that cost 3 times a way better phone, very popular among the kids who think to be cool because they follow trends, they are like samsung or other android phones but
-they easily break, Samsungs are way more resistant
-the way how iPhones work is kinda trash
-Meanwhile the Android users are actual good people usually , the iPhone users are some 5yo kids that will be toxic against those who have better phones, in those kids we can include : bobux flexers on robloxs, those who call you hacker for killing "the god of everything" which is just a kid who doesnt understand what hacker mean,average fortnite players,average tik tokers and other kinds of kids
-Android phones create features , Apple copies them but 5 years later
Ex. 1
Iphone user playing adopt me on roblox: HAHA, LOOK AT THIS BACON NOOB, HE HAS JUST A DEFAULT PET, TIME TO FLEX MY PETS AND MY ROBUX
The person who got called a noob: stfu iShit kid, go back to make ur fortnite tik toks for ur 5yo fans
Ex. 2
Iphone user in a school: LOL, IDIOT, LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, MINE COSTS 3 TIMES MORE, LOLOL, U HAVE NO MONEYS TO BUY A PHONE
The other guy: lmao, i have moneys and i prefer buying 300€ good phones instead of 1000€ shit that eill easily break
Ex.3
Iphone user: wow, i have 500k followers on tik tok, haha, and those idiots think that its cringe
The rest if the world: wtf , tik tok is cringe af, stfu iShit kid
Ex.4
Apple copying stuff:
Worker: I found out this new Samsung phone of 5 years ago with new features , lets make a shitty late copy of it and say its innovative!
Other worker: great idea, lets make everyone think its innovative and sell it for 1000€ meanwhile the original and way better version costs 200€
a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before
other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
dum dum iPhone
a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"
the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.
also used to play garbage moblie games.
jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.
A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz
A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one