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Most Sports players would know what this is.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
(n.) Someone who plays more than one sport. Says more than saying someone is a jock but easier than listing every sport the person plays. Emphizes your point without having to remember all the sports your school offers.
Girl 1: "That guy is jock."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."
An anime jock is an anime fan who does the following. They hate on weak main characters and talk down on them. You can see them in the comment section on an anime page. they say things like, "the MC is a wuss" "I hate the MC he is so weak." They just expect every main characters to man up and be strong and some would take the worse route expecting the MC to man up and be strong from the get go and shame them otherwise. An anime jock could also be a subtitle supremist shunning on people who honestly prefer dubs. they're like the anime fan's equivalent of the so called "cool" kids we hear about in school.
why do i have the funny feeling that these "Shinji is a wussy and blah blah blah weak MC" comments might have been made by a bunch of anime jocks?
To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.
The act of disturbing one's grundle.
Matt was jocking my grundle yesterday.. it got really annoying. <<< Also known as Grundle Jocking
I always took "jock Riding" to mean haters riding ur jock all the time, talking sh*t. This is the way I often personally hear the phrase used in gangsta rap, basically. 90s west coast gangsta rap, not no pussy ass shit.
Get tf off my jock jealous ass hater jock Riding
when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.
She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.