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Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
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A smol gay boy who is very soft/very uwu/pure
“He’s obviously a flower boi I mean look at him”
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The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."
~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery
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delivery of flower or flowers to an individual, never during daylight
we makin a flower run tonight?
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The act of a woman volunteering for anal sex
Jaxon, bro! Mikaela totally gave me dumpster flowers for my birthday!
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The act of putting coicane in a bouquet of flowers.
Drug Dealer: Yo man how you want it delivered?
Buyer: Can you do some flower cocaine?
Drug Dealer: Sure man, that'll be $100.
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When you are gardening in a thong bikini and haven't trimmed your hair down there and it is entirely too overgrown.
"I was tending the roses this weekend when my pruning shears accidentally took of a huge section of my fluffy flowers!"
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