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International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
George: It's wednesday my dudes.
Billy, Micheal and David: *really annoying screaming*
A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.
Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”
The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.
It is Wednesday my dudes...
OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH
A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year
Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins
Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday
A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx
Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!
Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY
We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards
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