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Trap wife

a "wife" by name but also a dude in reality, essentially just a cross dressing man assuming a role of a housewife.

Person A: yo, i heard you just got married!
Person B: yeah i did, i married a trap wife

by trapistan September 12, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis Wife

Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.

Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.

by Liebers April 17, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Wife

A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.

Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"

by The Real Mrs B April 27, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


wife-in-law

The term for other prostitutes in a pimp's stable.

As Woman A and Woman B both worked for the same pimp, Woman A called Woman B her wife-in-law

by support safe harbor laws July 14, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


husband and wife

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).

"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"

by Anton September 4, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Errol's Wife

I wanted Valentine's Day to be for us & the thought of you not waking up next to me

made me feel a way,but I hold my pressure
cos that's what I'm meant to do. I imagine
you sitting at our favorite table with me up

in my penthouse apartment like before. I

turned down a dinner invitation Valentine's

Day as every woman I meet,I keep searching

for you & they just can't compare I truly miss

you & what we were. You made me laugh

so much when we're together.You were

the best in everything you did.A great lover

I learned so much from you in the bedroom

too you know what I'm talking about ๐Ÿ˜‰

An excellent cook baker & everything in

between I never had such delicious food especially the way you cooked your Chicken Curry Goat & Fish the chicken would just fall

off the bone DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‹I'm proud of you

in all you do & I know if I had you I wouldn't
fuck about I know your WORTH ๐Ÿ’ฏ we truly understand the true meaning of LIFE I've never met a woman like you & never will again you're one of a kind true Jamaican girl in my eyes & I

truly hope your man appreciates you.
You are what most men are looking for

you deserve the best & if he doesn't you

know I'm there ALL WAYS
You still my (boonoonoonoos!)

Errol's Wife
She's still my boonoonoonoos!

by Janet21 February 16, 2023

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž