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a "wife" by name but also a dude in reality, essentially just a cross dressing man assuming a role of a housewife.
Person A: yo, i heard you just got married!
Person B: yeah i did, i married a trap wife
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Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.
Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.
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A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.
Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"
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a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.
Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis
Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...
John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious
Frank: MY WIFE!
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The term for other prostitutes in a pimp's stable.
As Woman A and Woman B both worked for the same pimp, Woman A called Woman B her wife-in-law
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When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).
"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"
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I wanted Valentine's Day to be for us & the thought of you not waking up next to me
made me feel a way,but I hold my pressure
cos that's what I'm meant to do. I imagine
you sitting at our favorite table with me up
in my penthouse apartment like before. I
turned down a dinner invitation Valentine's
Day as every woman I meet,I keep searching
for you & they just can't compare I truly miss
you & what we were. You made me laugh
so much when we're together.You were
the best in everything you did.A great lover
I learned so much from you in the bedroom
too you know what I'm talking about 😉
An excellent cook baker & everything in
between I never had such delicious food especially the way you cooked your Chicken Curry Goat & Fish the chicken would just fall
off the bone DELICIOUS 😋I'm proud of you
in all you do & I know if I had you I wouldn't
fuck about I know your WORTH 💯 we truly understand the true meaning of LIFE I've never met a woman like you & never will again you're one of a kind true Jamaican girl in my eyes & I
truly hope your man appreciates you.
You are what most men are looking for
you deserve the best & if he doesn't you
know I'm there ALL WAYS
You still my (boonoonoonoos!)
Errol's Wife
She's still my boonoonoonoos!
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