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The act of fingering a partially nude female in the backseat of your toyota matrix for at least two hours while making out and fogging up the windows, then wiping the resultant goo on the window in an attempt to get rid of the fog, and finally leaving the window juice for your mom to clean up the next day.
dude, i pulled an inadvertent juicy window the other day. man, am i lucky that my mom thought it was sprite.
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The sliding rear window on a pickup truck. Your beer cans/bottles are not considered open containters when they are in the bed of your truck.
Dude, chuck your brew through the beer window when you are done with it.
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1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.
2. actually shopping for new windows
3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district
1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"
2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"
3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"
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Mentally retarded child licking the window of his school bus while watching the outside world.
What are you, a window licker?
He is so stupid. He must be a window licker
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Since the advent of that abominable Vista, Windows XP has officially become not only the best operating system Microsoft has ever released, but one of the best operating systems EVER released.
All my computers run Windows XP. The new laptop I bought came preset with Vista so I did a clean install of Windows XP only to discover that none of the hardware was compatible. I later woke up in the hospital after having suffered a myocardial infarction due to being extremely pissed off.
Shame on you Microsoft. You've disappointed us all with your fucking Vista.
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The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.
Dude1: Fuck, I've missed my caffeine window, I feel a headache developing.
Dude2: Rookie error dude, that's you should always keep a few No-Doze handy when you don't have time to grab some coffee.
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It's the best OS that Microsoft ever made!
-Hey, look at my new Mac with Snow Leopard!
-Throw it away! Get Windows 7!
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