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When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked
McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!
MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
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1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.
2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
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when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.
"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"
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That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.
"Search for
Single women over 40"
Me: nah I'm fine.
falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates
Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff
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A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.
Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...
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Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
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