Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.

I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.

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why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising

see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.

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Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

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why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar.

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

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better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.

Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.