a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

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That'll put some chest on your balls!

The strongest of any type. The devil's dosage. Coke, Dank, Booze, Rave Pills, ANythING; the phrase uttered after consuming.

"Dude, I'm about to pop this exo, then take 3 drops of acid, then shoot 3 tequila shots!"

"Damn, Cleroy! That'll put some chest on your balls!

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knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

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december 28th national chest pic day

make ur bf send you a chest pic on december 28th

hey boyfie it's december 28th national chest pic day

Hill-Chest

When a girl's breast grow at different times so that one boob is bigger than the other.

"Damn, look at the girl, she's got nice boobage."

*girl turns to face forward*

"Oh shit, she's got a hill-chest!!!"

"Hahahahaha, you see some wierd ass chicks here at Hooters!"

"Yeah! Irony's a bitch!"

get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent

“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”